|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|
Ooh shit anon! Did you get hurt? I surely hope all is good, I don’t wish those kind of injuries on anyone.
Ahhh, Well for advice: Ice is your bestfriend, you can never ice to much. Cant feel your face? fabulous its gonna heal faster. The third day of recovery is the most painful, so be ready for that and if you can overcome it then you’ll be fine. Try to limit your narcotic medications if your doctors give you any. I didnt take any of mine because I have a legitimate hate of them- but if needed try to limit to just what you need. Sleep a lot, eat soft foods like crackers, goldfish or bread. Drink tons of liquids I cant stress that enough, hydration is the most important thing ever in recovery, try to drink mainly water and maybe some Gatorade or something.
This is just what I did a lot of, I also tried to move around a lot to help my legs and arm get better. I hope this works for you anon!
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
Ellen winning her 14th People’s Choice Award
"Well, bitch, that’s what happens when you’re fucking Ellen DeGeneres."
Omfg can we appreciate matty from awkward sort of peering over to see Ellen bless him
You don’t shower for days, maybe weeks, maybe more. You might get stuck out in the cold, or worse, the heat. You might not eat for a day or two because you just get unlucky. You might be stuck waiting for a train or a hitch for hours, maybe a couple days. You might busk all day and make 10 bucks total, if that. You might get arrested or fined. But at the end of the day you’ll still look a side of life in the face that no one can even imagine. You’ll hold an experience that you will never ever forget. That will literally change you.
Because the people you meet and the places you go and sticking through the hard times and celebrating the good times and living life the way it’s supposed to be fucking lived… when you live life that way.. the right way, in some’s opinion… You’ll never be depressed again. Long as there’s a railroad nearby.