for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
There is nothing I hate more than people changing their opinions just to agree with what’s popular it literally makes me feel sick and it’s all I’ve encountered from people throughout my entire life and I don’t understand it
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you